pute

The oppisit of dispute, to agree. or if you are board is a wild word

quit being such a pute, suckel on my pute.

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pute

It is a French delicacy and is McDonalds frenchfries dipped in KFC gravy. It is a very delicious treat and is very popular in Montreal, Canada

Cartman Would you like some pute Kyle?
Kyle Do you think im a jabroni? Yeah i want some pute! Cartman Lets go watch some crack-baby basketball
Kyle Tonights going to be a tight-butthole.

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pute

Pronunced "pew-t"
The ash or "poop" of marinuana (pot) which comes out of a pipe while smoking and induces the feeling of wanting to "puke."

puke and pot put together which is pute

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putee

The hair, somewhat resembling a goatee, left around a woman's vagina after shaving their pubic region improperly.

I went down on that chick, and she was sporting a fairly thick putee.

puteed

Pronounced "poo-tee-d"

Used to describe an individual who is intoxicated to an incomprehensible level. Generally results in bizarre behavior such as endless hysterical laughter and excessive physical affection. These behaviors are always in excess of what one would typically expect of a drunkard.

May also be spelled "puti'd"

Dave has been laughing constantly for the past hour...he is so puteed!

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puted

Lame, Boring
Used to describe a noun

"You're sooooo puted"
"This party is puted"

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putes

Putes are small fairies that live above everyone's kneecaps. They are very small and unnoticeable but are often exchanged in any knee to knee contact. Not very much is known about them or the activities they are involved in but what is known is that any persons describing them must do so in a rather creepy dialect.

Your putes have a very nice appeal today.

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