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When your beautiful puthy gets hard.
Cassie: Hey Sammie, I have an Epoxy Puthy.
Sammie: Did you simp too hard on your anime crush again?
Cassie: It’s hard to not simp for him! He’s literally a hottie and could rail me anytime. 😻
Sammie: You and your nasty simping Epoxy puthy 🧍 ♀️
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Having an expensive puthy, like the one on Trump's neck
Man, that girl got a million dollar puthy
Million dolla puthy, is that term when us girlies have that gorilla grip wap. Our puthy has a mind of its own- it's not our fault if our girly wants to leak or snatch our clothing in its voluptuous lips. We ain't want no short dick man. It's dat Supa soaker, call us a tsunami that you'll never wanna leave. Purrrr.
"I just fucked Kylie last night- and dayumn she got that million dolla puthy"
"What that kitty do?" A random pedo asks.. "your dick is too poor for my million dolla puthy."
Having an ushy gushy puthy means your cat is very soft and cuddly and it doesn't bite at all
pissman- hey you have an ushy gushy puthy!
mcdonald sprite- excuse me?!
pissman- it means your cat is cute
Mcdonald spirte- wanna make out
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