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An embarrassing event of loose bowels which is brought to the attention of a large crowd.
"That burrito must have given him the putz, did you see him sprint for the bathroom?
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A putz is a numbnuts who hasn't a clue that s/he is so so so very dumb or clueless. A true putz is not only stupid or completely 'out of it', but s/he is also aggressive or combative about his/her totally inept decision-making.
Mike and Louise are such putzes. Wow, they just keep compounding their previous errors and dumb moves with even worse ones!
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Vulgar Yiddish slang for penis, i.e. "dick". Not to be used lightly or jokingly.
Shut up, putz!
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Putz technically means fool or jerk. Vulgarly it means penis. In german it is Aufputz which means 'to clean'
He's a putz... ie... He's a jerk
He has/is a putz... ie... He has/is a penis
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Used also to describe someone who is taking their time in a lazy manner. This is akin to saying that someone was lazy for an undefined period of time (see putzing, putzes, or putzed).
Joe was a putz with his computer.
Chuck putzes in his office.
Matt putzed on the golf course all day.
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This is the type of person to drink windex by the gallon an absolute retard you know who you are
There is a putz drinking windex beside me
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