pwned

How retards say 'owned.'

mAn +HoS3 DuD3z +0+@lLy PwNed U$ lolololololololololz

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pwned

This is a word that my kids use on the internet.... when I asked what it meant, they told me that it was a bastardized version of "owned".

This is a "teen word".. and for some of you to continue arguing over the origins... well, see my example below.

"Urban Dictionary users who continue to argue over the origins of adolescent internet terminology, are totally pwned by the rest of us who really don't give a shit."

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pwned

the stupidest fucking word used on the internet today. people think its funny or cool to use this word, when really they sound like fucking idiots.

"---"got pwned...im soo cool , i used 'pwned'!"

SHUT THE FUCK UP

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pwned

to humiliate: usually relating to first person shooter computer games.

Deliberate mispelling of the word "owned".

"pwned!!!"

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pwned

someone or something having total domination over an object

(Jail shower scene)
Dood, i dropped the soap and then i was pwned.

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pwned

Common mistyping of "owned" (because the "p" key is next to "o" on a keyboard). To dominate in a multiplayer game, or to be very very good in some other way ("Metallica pwned at Monsters Of Rock")

I really pwned on that map! Silly variation: "pweened".

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pwned

Verb past tense
Language of Origin: "little boy"
Meaning: "I beat you" or "You were beaten"

xX1337pkerXx (playing WOW):
"u jus c m3 i ttly pwned that nub!!111!"

*woman walks by and brushes the 1337's shoulder*
*1337 boy wets his pants*

xX1337pkerXx:
dud a fukin hott chic jus tuched me im t0tly gon^a fuk her!!!111!

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