quacked in

a state of readiness for those who are looking to get the most out of their drinking experience

I'm fuckin quacked in and ready to go baby!

The Quacks

When someone has an extreme urge to watch one of the Mighty Ducks movies, very common in drunk/high teenagers.

Guy 1: "Nate, you want to watch the Mighty Ducks?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro, I have a serious case of the Quacks."
Guy 1: "Yeah knucklepuck that shit man, straight Bombay style."

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quack

What ducks should be saying, instead of "Got any grapes?"

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle) then he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle) til the very next day...

quack

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quack

The sound a duck makes

"Quack"

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quack quack

Chicken heads who speak ebonics and dont know that chickens go Cluck not quack.

Bob: "Susie, you're SUCH a chickenhead."
Susan: "Fine, then I'll BE a chickenhead. Quack! Quack! Quack!"
Bob: "...That's a duck, Susie."

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quack

A scam-artist. A person who makes up bullshit medical products or advice or prescriptions that don't work. A snake oil salesman.

Most alternative medicine "specialists" and psychics are quacks.

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Quack-quack

(verb) the act of whole-handedly fingering a girl using the "talking hand" motion and casually saying Quack Quack throughout.

I made her cum by Quack-Quack.

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