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When a girl shits so hard it causes her to also queef.
Dude, did you just hear that girl quaft in the bathroom. It sounded like a duck but smelled like your ass.
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To beat someone over the head with a baseball bat, lightly. It is taken from the word coif which is a head covering worn by people such as nuns whom are sometimes know to beat the crap out of small children while
saying it is only a "light" punishment.
I'm going to quaft my babies daddy!
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When a person becomes so lazy that they will not release air from their flatulence. Eventually the quaft will work its way out of the butt cheeks producing a unique sound at a slightly high pitch than an average fart and for a longer duration of time.
Leave the room. Uncle Rob just quafted.
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when you fart, lift gently toward the nose of the person(s) surrounding you so they can further enjoy the aroma that has disseminated from your rectum
I farted, it smelt like Secaucus and I got caught quafting into my mother's nose
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The act of a woman queefing, then promptly wafting her minge gasses toward her face for a sniff.
Tom watched from a distance as Cindy quafted in a display that would sicken most.
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The act of wafting in a smelly queef
Oh man that queef i just laid has a gnarly smell. Im quafting in it.