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Ones who attempt repairs
on busted stuff,
often utilizing
second-hand or remanufactured
parts.
"I bought a new dodge Quantum.
when something went wrong,
I took it to the Quantum Mechanics
at the dealership,
and they patched-up
the busted thingamabobber."
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Ones who attempt repairs on busted stuff,
often utilizing second-hand or
remanufactured parts.
I bought a new Dodge Quantum.
When something went wrong,
I took it to the Quantum Mechanics
at the dealership, and they patched-up
the busted thingamabobber.
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Quantum Fetish Mechanics is a rule which states that any conceivable fetish which can be invented or conceived already exists on the Internet, and may have been brought into existence simply by a person thinking of it.
"Oh dude, Interracial elderly clown S&M would be so fucked up, imagine if something like that existed!" "Well, it does now, according to Quantum Fetish Mechanics"
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Also known as Quantum Handjob Theory, Quantum Handjob Mechanics is a branch of physics providing a mathematical description of the dual particle-like and wave-like behavior and interaction of the hand and penis.
Quantum Handjob Mechanics describes the time evolution of physical systems via a mathematical structure called the Cum Function. The Cum Function encapsulates the probability that an orgasm is to be reached in a given state at a given time.
Quantum Handjob Mechanics is closely intertwined with the Hymenberg Uncertainty Principle, which relates the fundamental principle that it is impossible to simultaneously measure the present proximity to an orgasm while "determining" the future momentum of a subsequent orgasm with an arbitrary degree of accuracy and certainty.
"Dude, I'm failing Naughty Physics."
"Why?"
"I just can't figure out these equations for Quantum Handjob Mechanics. I'm going to fail that test on three dimensional cum functions..."
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A field of scientific theory dealing with genitals that are either very small, or very theoretical.
Quantum Genital Mechanics states that Matt has very small genitals, and Mason has very theoretical genitals
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The phenomenon that occurs when looking at once own penis from differing angles. For example from their own perspective versus in a mirror.
The penis will seem to be a completely different size.
Josh tried to explain Quantum Dick Mechanics to me the other day. Apparently it's all about perspective.
the branch of mechanics that deals with the mathematical description of the motion and interaction of subatomic particles involving high levels of jiggle
Damn boy, let me test them cheeks quantum jiggle mechanics to determine the probability of cake clapping.