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quarter life crisis

When somebody finally realises that they are over 25, still hang around in the parks trying to get laid, still live with their parents, and need to do something more productive with their life.

Man i've wasted my life trying to lay young chicks, i could have been earning a living than earning the reputation of a sleazy pervert

by epyon May 11, 2004

28๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


quarter life crisis

the time when, halfway to the midlife crisis, you realize that you have spent the last 10 years drooling over playboy bunnies that you have no chance with, drinking enough beer to intoxicate an entire middle school, and fantasizing about a house and car that you could have bought if you wouldnt have spent $120,000 on a private university or two instead of becoming a plumber (seriously, master plumbers with five years experience make 46000 without a degree); also right about the time when college/high school girls start calling you "sir" and stop thinking you are anything but the creepy dude at the club

College grad: Boy, I would love to have a a Lexus IS300 with chameleon paint.
Owner of Lexus IS300 with chameleon paint: I can't even read.

by wonderfullyliteratefinanciallyshitterate May 17, 2005

49๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


quarter life crisis

A person who has major concerns of not being an established person by their 25th birthday.

This may be a person who is both not in a stable relationship of stable job place. As a result, has deep regrets and temtations about their futures.

This is pressure due to others within their age range whom have managed success at an early age in comparison with the person having the crisis.

Jane was in a quarter life crisis because she was going on 26 and was not married, nor had a stable income to support a family.

by dwayne May 12, 2004

28๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


quarter life crisis

the years after college when your parents stop telling you how to live you life - and stop financing it.

my friend says she hates her job and is broke, but she's just having a quarter life crisis.

by Erin May 13, 2004

65๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


quarter life crisis

taken from "Mid-life crisis"
which is at 50
quater being 25
one can get quarter life crisis from any of the below
1) Not married
2) Feels so old and still wants to be in college or high school
3) getting Married
4) Married

I'm having a quater life crisis!

by Seraph May 13, 2004

19๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


quarter life crisis

1. Similar to a mid-life crisis, but in your 20's; average life expectancy is around 80, so a quarter of the way through is 20.

The term appeared in the song "Why Georgia" by John Mayer.

"Call it a quarter life crisis... or just a stirring in my soul" --John Mayer

by progamer124 May 12, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


quarter life crisis

Named for 25 year olds who are (nearly) fresh out of college, and either can't get a job or can't make ends meet.

My fiance's in a quarter life crisis.

by Dodger Of Zion May 11, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž