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noun: Someone that tries to play games with big shot players and gets tooled on. Originated when the word "Quelf" was played on a triple word score by Devin McDermott, Master of Scrabble, and the lesser players didn't challenge it for fear of losing their turn.
verb: To tool all over someone. see tool
Westwood tried to bluff, but I showed my pocket aces and quelfed in his face.
The punk kids talked a great game, but when they tried to play cards with us, we found out they were a couple of quelfs.
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A very small man who used to work for Santa clause who now struggles with a same sex attraction
Don't allow your kids to be around the quelf down the street!
After Christmas was over the quelf went to Burger King and ordered a proud whopper.
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A fanny fart...or when gas escapes through the vagina
Pierre- ewww lisa just quelfed (adj)...
Lisa- what does that mean?
Pierre- when gas come out of ur fanny instead of ur ass hole
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My friend Alec quelfed in class, and everyone shot him to death.
Vaginal flatulence from an elf or midget.
Laura quelfed her yoga pants while playing her stupid game.