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when your tits are narrow at the top, round at the bottom and hang flat down to your belly button
did you see tessa take her top off last night? damned if she didn't have some rabbit ear tits.
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Being Broke, no money, pockets empty
Can I borrow 5 dollars? I got rabbit ears
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During the winter months, when you take a dump on a fat chick's stomach and try to burry your dick into her naval (like a rabbit trying to burrow in a muddy hole). Your ejaculation simulates the melting of the snow, which allows the dirty rabbit (your shit covered cock) to then burrow in a dryer, more suitable burrow for the Spring (AKA the girl's ear canal). During the Spring burrowing process, you are giving the girl a dirty rabbit ear.
My girlfriend shrunk my favorite sweater so I gave her a dirty rabbit ear.
A phrase of exasperation. When you've tried to talk sense into someone, but it hasn't worked. When advice you've given is taken in completely the wrong way. Conversely, it is now also used as someone not caring about heeding another's advice or anything that makes sense. Started as an auto-correct fail.
I told Katie that John cheated on her, but she refused to believe it and is now mad at me. Rabbit ears being lazy, you know?
We told Jack to follow his heart. We didn't think it would lead to a spontaneous trip to Thailand, and a week in a Bangkok jail. Oh well. Rabbit ears being lazy.
Then Maury goes, "You are not the father." And I was like, "Rabbit ears being lazy now, bitch."
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scientific name: Brennan Taylor
Silly rabbits that hop around sniffing the air with pointy ears. Not to be confused with the super cute floppy earred rabbits.
What a cute floppy earred rabbit! oh wait, never mind. It's just a pointy earred rabbit or a brennan taylor.
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whats that there
its a fukked up rabbit with no ears
wat!!!!
a chicken dude
ohh right
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The inability to keep criticism from affecting the individual being scrutinized, or taking certain mentions personally once heard or read.
Michael Jordan had Rabbit Ears when the NYC Media was editorializing his play because he dominated the Knicks with impunity.