raising up

To lift one leg up while standing and rip a fart.

son 1: Dad is raising up to cut a fart. son 2: Oh boy. If mom sees him she's gonna be really mad.

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raise up off

Short for "raise up off deez nutz", it means to back off and quit grilling the person in question.

"Raise up off deez nutz, cuz Doctor Drizze's about to rizzip shit up." -Snoop Dogg, "Deeez Nuuuts"

Susan: "Chaz, I've been thinking about our relationship lately."
Chaz: "Yeah and I've been thinking about a fucking sandwich. Go make it."
Susan: "First of all, I'm concerned that you're not treating me as your equal."
Chaz: "Save it woman, I'm hungry."
Susan: "Also, we haven't been spending enough quality time together. How about we go out to dinner, on a date, like we did in the old days."
Chaz: "BITCH, raise up off!"

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You Raise Me Up

The greatest song ever written by mankind. Originally written by Secret Garden's Rolf Løvland and lyrics by Brendan Graham. The song has been covered more than 125 times, most notably by Josh Groban

A: You Raise Me Up is undoubtedly the greatest song heard on the planet.
B: No sh*t...

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