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Watching the professional eater on The Daily Show tonight made me want to ralph!
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The most amazing guy in the world. He is the most gorgeous man out there! He has an amazing music taste and always starts the latest trends in clothes! The best boyfriend you could ever wish for. He's always there for you and he is someone you can trust with anything. He completes me in every way possible and makes me happy when skies are grey. You can talk to him for hours on end about anything and find myself losing track of time and end up talking to him way past your bed time. For as long as you have known him you will have had the best times of your life, he is someone who you cannot imagine your life without anymore. He is the most incredible person you have ever met and has become the most important person in your life now. He is the type of person that you would want to spend the rest of your life with. He is the person who you will never want to let go.
Person 1: Ralph is my not only my boyfriend, he's my best friend.
Person 2: Lucky! I wish i had someone like that!
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Person 1: Wow have you seen Ralph?!
Person 2: Yep he's all mine ;)
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vomit, puke, pray at the procelain throne
it was the lobster bisque, heavy with sweet cream and brandy. I ralphed for seventeen minutes straight, surrendered to the God of kaopectate, too
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Would take a bullet for you.
Ralph would rather take a bullet for you than live with out you
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A Russian spy ready to eat all your soy sauce. He'll come to your house and eat your dogs legs, and eat them with all the soy sauce you have. He says no to ketchup, and likes hippo meat.
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RALPH is an african man who is tall, funny, and athletic. Ralph usually gets all the girls. You shouldn’t be surprised if you see Ralph “boolin in the trap house.” Ralph definitely does not ride any body’s nuts. In addition to that he for sure does not say a joke more than one to Wear it out. Overall you could say Ralph has the moves like jagger
Omg ralph is so funny, I wish he was my boyfriend
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