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A handjob, given to completion, with ranch dressing used as lubricant.
Deep in the Hidden Valleys you will find the best Montana Ranch Hands around.
the military name for an operation in vietnam which sprayed over 19 million gallons of various herbicides in order to deny the enemy crops and cover. Agent Orange, the most notorious of the poisons was agent orange, which causes many different diseases because of its high levels of dioxin.
operation ranch hand used c-123 aircraft to spray gallons of herbicide.
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When your girl wants to be preggo but you like blowjobs too much. You cum in her mouth, she snowballs into your mouth, and you use your mouth to inject the cum into her pussy.
Did you hear Doug gave Suzanne an Alabama Ranch Hand? They are due in November.
when you have just finished masturbating and you have ranch all over your hand
Oh shit, i forgot to clean the ranch off my hand.
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While doing a guy from behind you shit in a cowboy had and smash it on his head as you ejaculate.
Greg enjoyed his job as a Montana Ranch Hand.
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A girl that hangs out in rural bars trying to either pick up dudes or get drunk on some poor guys dollar. She's a predator.
Hey man, you better be careful. That girl is a real ranch hand special.
When a cowboy strips down to just his boots and hat, finds a fresh load of cows shit, and proceeds to jerk of and cum on said cow patty. He then gets up and two step dances around the jizzed on cow shit while yelling Yee Haw!
I was bored out on the range, so I pulled off a Wyoming Ranch Hand to pass the time