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A "has been" team..... they can't keep up with barcelona. a team full of dutch, and also known for their idiotic racist & fascist fans.
favorite team of the fascist francisco franco. who used to buy them anything.
also known to be a corrupt team that owns MARCA (spanish media)
person #1) hey, barcelona are faaaaar better than REAL MADrid.
person #2) yeah, franco isnt here to buy them all the tropies he used to.
person #1) hahahahahaha yeah, you're right!
person #2) did you hear? they just siged their 11th dutch player.
person #1) hahaha....
person #1) hey, do you think they will still sign cristiano ronaldo & kaka next summer?
person #2) hahahahahahahaha are you serious? not a chance!!!!!
person #2)hey, lets go watch a REAL team (barcelona). the game just started....
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A Dutch football club based in Madrid, Spain. Known as being the most successful football club in the world having won the Champions League 9 times, the Spanish League a record 31 times, and the Copa Del Rey 17 times.
Also known for having way too many Dutch players such as Ruud van Nistelrooy, Wesley Sneijder, Arjen Robben, Rafael van der Vaart, Royson Drenthe, and most recently acquiring, Klass-Jan Huntelaar.
Real Madrid is basically the Dutch National team just with better defenders. However, not too much better because the Real Madrid defenders have been rather shitty in recent weeks.
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Intimidating and cool-sounding term for telling somebody how bad you are actually gonna kick their ass.
"Yo mothafucka, step back or ima go real madrid on yo ass...bitch!"
"Oh, shit man! not real madrid on my ass"
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A shitty full of money team, in which there are variety of actors who might actually win an oscar sooner than Leo Di Caprio .
-Hey mate,did u know that Ronaldo( i meant the whole fuckin* Real Madrid) fell and "broke his leg" and then scored a goal by penalty?
-HAAAHAHHAA.nothing new man.
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A overrated soccer team who thinks they're good because they pay refs to help them win but got kicked out of Copa Del Rey by Celta Vigo and they say it's an easy tournament but how come they're not in it? And they also call Barcelona(best in the world) "Uefalona even though the refs make calls against them and for madrid. Their attack is so weak they need a defender to score for them, their attack is made up of Ronaldo, the guy who misses open nets and dives and takes penalties to win, an overly aggresive monkey (Bale) and Benzema, who just speaks for himself.
"We're so good right here's the money UEFA now make Real Madrid win La Liga"
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= Worst club in the world. All fans of this half club are gays, without any football understanding. All players, who have ever played in this club are the best actors, who deserve an oscar more than Leonardo Di Caprio. Madrid is also the worst city in the whole Spain, where only homeless people eat trash and support Cristina Penaldu.
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cock-er-ney rhyming slang for "lid"
"i've got a secret but don't tell no one mate, alright, keep a real on it"
"two cups of tea to take away love, nice one, can you stick a couple of real madrid's on the top please love, don't wanna get tea all over me white van"
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