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when your talking to a whore and she wants you dick but you dont want STDs.
Its not you, its me, i just have really high standards.
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lame excuse for not entering into any relationship. get over yourself... you're not that cool. other people aren't cool enough to hang out with you?
yeah, we went out... yeah, she was bangin and I was blingin... but I'm not going to call her back. I guess I just have really high standards.
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common euphemism used when one wishes to politely describe a potential mate as fat, ugly, slutty, or undesireable in any way
It sounds like your friend is my type, but I just have really high standards
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Jus ANOTHER WAY 2 SHUT DOWN AN UGLY GUY TRYIN TA GET WIF U
YEA..NO ITS I just have really high standards
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When somebody rejects you because they don't think you are gorgeous enough to go out with them, they may say this.
Boy #1: Hey, do you want to go out sometime?
Boy #2: No thanks. I just have really high standards. You don't reach them, oops.
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knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph
David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"