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realtor

festering hemorrhoid

This realtor make it really uncomfortable to sit.

Flipped her over and saw a realtor staring right at me,

by therealgreg October 07, 2011


realtor

the only human you have ever met that you can see yourself doing anything with
holding hands, scratching each others eyes out (figuratively speaking), attending a funeral, having a baby, sueing the government, frenchkissing, hiking, grocery shopping, argueing, sexing, singing, hustling, cleaning, travelling, undressing, defending, offending, hugging, loving, marrying

"you, yes you, reading this right now, you are my realtor. lets go for the swim" 🖤

by Krkič September 20, 2019


Realtor

a person who sales houses not to beconfused with a person who is REAL!

Tiny Said Princess was a realtor for trying to act redneck.(incorrect

The Realtor Sold a house today! (correct)

by somewhere over the rainbow January 10, 2008


realtor

someone who thinks they know how to sale a house commonly Is NOT used to define a person who is real

Your a "realtor"
I dont sale houses!

or

Yes im "real" Im not a fake person

by Wishes October 15, 2007


Dick realtor

An individual who received good dick, and pursues to tell all of her friends about it, in which her friends flock to thus said dick, because she sold it to them like a realtor.

That girl i picked up last week at the bar liked the sex so much, she turned into my dick realtor, now all of her friends keep calling me.

by The pickle jar July 02, 2010


Realtor Eyes

Bulging bugged-out eyes like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's.

"The bug-eyed bitch who looks like realtor.” Barr, 66, mutters, “She got them realtor eyes,” and opens her own eyes wide.

by PING PONG BOB January 11, 2021


Sexy Realtor

An attractive Real Estate Agent, male or female.

I had a Sexy Realtor show me homes in the suburbs.

by Sey Realty December 01, 2009