recess

the break given in the middle of the day to elementary school children. usually a time when children play on a playscape or just generally run around and have fun.

today, at recess, little susie kicked sand in my eyes, so i called her a stupid poopoo butt.

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Recess

The ultimate Disney animation show on. It has had beatiful character's such as Ms.Finster and Randall you both fornicated with Rhandelle.

"Haha I watched recess today, doesn't randall look like the sign interpreter?"
"Yeah let's name it Rhandelle."

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at recess

1. when you quit a hobby for an extended period of time

2. when you lose interest in a project or procrastinate to avoid finishing it

Aaron started fixing his truck, but now it's just sitting since he's at recess.

Recession

Adjective. Used to describe anything stingy or lacking.

Look at this recession biscuit. It's only got three chocolate chips.

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recessioned

the practice of businesses being forced to shut down due to the current economic climate (recession)

Steve: What happened to the mexican place that was down the road?

Fred: Looks like it go recessioned.

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Recession

What ever Turnip Brains says it is (with President Xi’s permission of course).

“We’re not in a recession. Just use your phonograph and look it up on the wikipedophile.” - Turnip Brains, July, 2022.

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the recession

Where you use the same condom for a week.

I'm so poor I can't afford new condoms I'm in the recession.

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