recital project

Something dumb

-The supreme ninja

Fanboy: Let's go watch Justin Bieber

Me: Bro, that's so stupid, just like the recital project. I hate Nueva

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organ recital

1. a recital of one's medical history

2. stomach growling, borbygmus

3. a sex education class

I was tired of the organ recital so I left.

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reciting the national anthem

When an individual is vastly occupied by viscous anal rape whilst at the point of climaxing, they recite the entire United States national anthem written by Francis Scott Key

“Harder, I’m about to..reciting the national anthem.”
“Fuck, I’m about to...reciting the national anthem too.”

Recite Dead Meme Feburary

Post one dead meme on your account for each day of February.

Thanks to Recite Dead Meme Feburary, Harambe has come back from the dead!

reciting the dictionary

When someone just keeps talking and talking about uninteresting things and won’t take hints that you want them to shut up.

Nancy was driving me crazy the other day. I just wanted her to shut up, but she was hell bent on reciting the dictionary.

Organ Recital

When two or more, generally old, people spend an hour or three, discussing painful, impaired, failing, or replaced organs and body parts.
Failing health is a common, overly long, sometimes competitive, topic for us old folk.

“Little Timmy suffered through his grandparents’ two hour organ recital.”
“I prefer to share my organ recital just with my doctor.”