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The high pitched squeal that a kid makes while playing a recorder.
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These weird-ass round things my ol' man keeps taking about.
"When I was your age, we didn't have CDs. We had records! And we liked 'em! And we had to walk uphill to the store, give them a pint of our blood, and walk back uphill home just to get one! And..."
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A flute, but for sixth graders
-There are actually professional recorderplayers!
-That's interesting, but I'm not one of them
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A awful plastic "instrument" that 5 year olds play hot cross buns. People who claim they this plastic piece of shit are talentless , douche bags.
That loser chick in school plays the fricken recorder.
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What an experienced guy/girl says before they list all the bad things you did while having sex. Happens mainly with people who are undersexed or just losing their virginity.
Girl: Oh, and for the record: You did this, that, these, and those wrong. Next time get it right.
Guy: Can I get a do over?
Girl: No.
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when fat pat masturbates
i can't come over because i am recording.
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