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Legal Seafood for Black People
White guy: I went to legal seafood the other day. It was quite tasty.
Black guy: Maaaayng, I went to reyt lobsta (Red Lobster) d'udduh day. Iz gewd! Fo SHO! my baby mamma, she love dem skrimp! And iz a classy joint meng!
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When her junk smells like fish, and she serves crabs.
Julie is such a red lobster.
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A place that sells Skrimps. Often pronouced "Red Lobska"
Imma be gonna to da Red Lobster fo sum skrimps
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When a man with a bifid penis has sex with a girl on her period making his dual penis appear like the claw of a lobster this is known as the red lobster.
Is that a red lobster? No that's Steve's bifid penis. He just banged that chick that's on the tag.
A case of any variation of herpes, hpv, syphillis, crabs, etc contracted by a circle of waitresses that catch and spread the stds from the kitchen help.
Stay away from the local restaurant crews if you'd rather not have a Red Lobster.
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When a woman with a fishy smelling pussy has her period
Damn dude, did you hear Elena is the new red lobster?
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The Red Lobster is when you are having sex with a woman and she has Crabs and is on her Period.
Dave did the Red Lobster last night with Sandy!
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