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When I was much younger, I loved to watch the man with the big red-white-and-blue Frisbee on TV.
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When a woman eats two lollypops, one red and one blue, gives a man a blowjob so his penis turns red and blue, and when he ejaculates the woman salutes the penis, mimicking saluting the American Flag
It was the 4th of July and I didn't do anything patriotic, so I decided to have my bitch give me the ole Red, White & Blue
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A wonderful book that will make you cry. But dont read it around your slightly homophobic and very republican dad. He will ask what its about and you will be lest stuttering trying to figure out which part of the book he would approve of. None. He hates it all.
Me: I am reading a book called red white and royal blue
My dad: can i have a book report?
Me: uh...um...well...you see... the thing is...
My dad: i was joking
Me: oh HA thats so so very funny. Im gonna go cry in my room now
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An emimies to lovers fan fiction about Harry styles who is the prince of England and Louis Tomlinson who is the presidents son.
Alex from Red white and royal blue is exactly like Louis Tomlinson
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THE MOST AMAZING BOOK AND MOVIE (on amazon video) about prince henry (the prince of wales) and alex claremont diaz (the us presidents son) they start and enemies and end up falling deeply in love
shortened to rw&rb
person 1: omg im obsessed with prince henry!
person 2: whos prince henry?
person 1: WHATTT HES LIKE THE FITTEST PERSON IN RED WHITE AND ROYAL BLUE
patriotic United Statesians who persistly sacrifice themselves and their families on the altar of right wing ideology
Red (neck), White (trash) and Blue (collar) -- people who elect Republicans to ruin their lives.
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The greatest Garth Brookes song ever
Person 1: Have you heard of the song courtesy of the red white and blue
Person 2: No
Person 1: You should listen to it it’s the best Garth Brookes song