Redlands Tour

To ride around the UOR campus with a joint or blunt, (usually Green Crack or GDP) enjoying the beautiful weather, campus grounds, and avoiding P-Safe.

Evan A-Town: I got a quarter of Green Crack for 60, from my boy that lives with Mac!

Alex (The Boss): Damnn.. You & me both A-Town! I got the O of shake of GDP for 80.

............. Puff .................. Puff ................. Redlands Tour

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university of redlands

one of the best university's in Southern California. its also known as UofR.

"hey what is there to do at UofR (university of redlands) tonight?"
"i think im going to a frat party tonight."

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Redland Bay

Shithouse

Jimmy-Bob:"Fuck this is a shit area, what ya reckon it's called?"
Fagnuts:"Redland Bay, yeah it's shithouse"
Jimmy-Bob:"There ya go mate"

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University of Redlands

A wannabe prestigious Liberal Arts College in Redlands, California. The administration claims it's in "Beautiful Southern California," but in reality this unfortunate institution sits in the middle of California's sketchy Inland Empire region.

The students think they have the brightest minds on the planet, but the reality is they came to Redlands because they got rejected from their first, second, and third-choice schools. Even though many students do virtually NO work in their classes, the school keeps them just barely passing so their parents will continue to fork over that $50K yearly tuition.

Most of the girls are ditzy and overly-tanned, while the guys are too busy getting wasted or showing off in the weight room to focus on anything meaningful in life. There are also quite a few useless hippies hanging around. Everyone pretends to be nice, but in reality, they don't give two fucks about you or your life.

Typical Redlands students drink in their dorm rooms or go to lame frat parties on Friday and Saturday nights—because there's nothing better to do on or off campus. Or they just go home on weekends to their rich mommies and daddies who make everything better by throwing money at their already spoiled children.

Attending the University of Redlands is like throwing $200,000 of your life savings into a fire.

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Redland Green School

Redland green school is a public school in Bristol. 90% of the students are white and it’s a school where all the private schools call it poor and the public schools call it rich. Also it’s filled with drugs and the teachers are pretty shite.

Rich kid: you go to redland green school??
Rgs kid: yeah

Rich kid: bruh u poor
State school kid: ay fam u go to redland green school? You rich.

Aunt Flow is visiting from Redland

Chick code for, "I have my period". Used in mixed company so as not to gross out any male innocents.

Girl 1: Hey, Shauna -- are you going to wear your freak at the show tonight?"

Girl 2: Nope, can't do it. My Aunt Flow is visiting from Redland."

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Redlands SCEGGS

A private school in lower north shore filled with grindset wannabe crypto bros and spoiled rich kids who have never shed a drop of sweat in their self-righteous lives.

There is no way to describe the feeling of walking past one of their students on the street other than a mix of secondhand embarrasment and a light fear. Because as much as they try to fight innocent bystanders, a redlanders’ only mode of self defence is swinging their arms around in the hopes of hitting something or someone.

A crowd so insufferable in fact, that not only were they banned from the nearby McDonalds for intoxicating workers with berry blast flavoured air, but were also banned from their local woolies, servo and chargrill charlie’s.

But dont worry, even though the school is old enough to have been teaching literal slave owners, they still manage to keep their rich culture of not giving a shit about their out-of-hand student body in order to keep the money coming.

Redlands student: “I go to Redlands SCEGGS”
Sane, educated person: “the world would be a better place if you didnt wake up tomorrow”