A refreshing beverage originating from the blue-collar township of Redford, Michigan. It is 1 part Faygo Rock n Rye, 1 part 5 o'clock vodka served in a chipped beer mug.
The factory laid me off again today. Pour me a Redford Special.
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A 6'8 giant that likes his own jokes. Redford is very funny but a odd person almost autistic like. Hes not a max verstappen fan but deep inside he is. At 3 am he would randomly ring you so you can go shopping for HIM. He would ask you to get condoms 2nd hand from a charity shop because 1 they're cheaper. 2 they're already worn in and 3 they come with more lubrication.
Redford bt your such a wierd fellow
Stop drinking energy drinks
A girl who grows up in Redford Township, MI. Not only does she aspire to be a guest on Jerry Springer but knows its her destiny because shes a trifle ass, gamey bitch always on some bullshit, looking to get over on a motherfucker thinking because shes a loud mouth in your face cunt she has the right to nigger up your world anytime she pleases simply because your the sucker stupid enough to be her old man so you must be a douche bag.
Person #1 Hey dude wheres your girl??
Person #2 Oh that Redford Bitch?? We aint together anymore...
Person #1 Really why??
Person #2 Cuz bro you can take the bitch outta Redford but you cant take the Redford outta the bitch
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A stupid fat fucking teacher that no one likes. Heβs annoying and very sarcastic, none of the teachers nor students like him. He should die. He sucks at teaching and eats his carrots like a horse. Gives out way too much homework/projects.
Got any homework? YEA I do I have the fat Mr. Redford! Aw man sucks for you, HAHA!
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The dirtiest type of hoe. Someone who is truely okay with fucking anything with a ditry twist to it
Who's vag resembles a split grilled cheese sandwich.
"Hey, look at that see cow hooker!!"
"Ya that's a real redford bitch!"
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Ratchet school located on W. Outer Drive and Southfield Fwy on Detroit's Westside. New Principal every 6 months but they will give you a half way decent education. Know to accept Renny failures and kids who parent think it's "higher education" (IT AINT)
Cee: What school you go to
Jay: Old Redford Academy
Biggest rumor mill on the face of the earth. All you learn here is who's banging who, who's pregnant with who's baby, who fought who, who's going to fight who, who's on what kind of drugs, who's a slut, etc. And you know what? Most of it's not true.
Non-R.U. goer: "I don't know if this girl is a skank or not."
His buddy: "Well ask around Redford Union High School."
Non-R.U. goer: "Eureka!"
Both are moving on to be totally misinformed.
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