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When someone who was once known for promoting birther conspiracies suddenly gives up and admits that Obama was born in America.
Donald Trump has now become a reformed birther in order to convince people that he is not a racist but now he is trying to blame the whole birther nonsense on Hillary Clinton.
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to become a nihilist/anarchist/political shit disturber.
Initially at least, to the Romans, Jesus was a Jew trying to reform The Church; it is only about the middle of the 2nd century AD, that Jesus became the the religious character he is today.
A person who once practiced a bad habit egregiously who now rails hypocritically against other people practicing the same bad habit. Kind of how ex-smokers are the most likely to complain about smoky bars.
Can you believe that the guy who used to get shitfaced every night just called me pathetic because I went out drinking? What a reformed whore!
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Something that will never happen because there's no money in it.
It usually involves controversial ideas like bringing concepts of "innocent until proven guilty" and "equal treatment under the law regardless of gender" to family court. It also often involves controversial ideas like treating a marriage contract like any other contract where someone is free to exit the contract any time; but, if there isn't sufficient cause, the person exiting the contract must leave the other parties as unharmed as possible, and the person exiting without sufficient cause may face penalties for doing so.
I think it would be better if we had a system where, when one parent initiates a divorce, there is a rebuttable presumption (meaning a presumption that could be rebutted if wrong-doing can be proven) that any minor children remain with the other parent that didn't want the divorce. Scientific studies show divorce is usually very bad for kids, and this would probably greatly decrease unnecessary divorce.
Dude, you're talking about divorce reform. That will never happen.
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one who once practiced promiscuous sex, but has since dedicated her/himself to long-term conservative relationships. In America reformed sluts usually engage in promiscuous sex during the ages of 18-23, since these are also prime years for developing life long interests, reformed sluts will hardly have developed skills for any non-academic interests: cooking, dedication to engaging in sports, general taste in music, cleaning, outdoorsmanship, bilingualism, etc. This is usually referred to as bimboism.
Likewise if one finds the above qualities in a guy/girl, then it is unlikely he/she is a reformed slut.
Gene: ...but I heard Mark's girlfriend can't cook.
Paul: Of course she can't cook she's a reformed slut.
Gene: So all she can go is talk insistantly and give head?
Paul: Exactly.
Greg: Hey I asked my girlfriend how she felt about sex.
Pete: Yeah...?
Greg: She said when she feels she's reached that point in the relationship she considers herself ready.
Pete: She didn't say how people she's been with?
Greg: Uh...no...I really didn't ask...
Pete: Bruh, that's a reformed slut answer, RUN!
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A movement started by a man, Martin Luther, who thought he knew better than 1500 years of theologians and Church teaching.
Person #1: Who was the antisemitic, sexist guy who broke away from the Catholic Church, starting the Protestant Reformation, and thus single-handedly destroyed Christian unity?
Person #2: Martin Luther.
Person #1: Oh.
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Bill Clinton, or any other random celebrity having nothing to do with the current setting when one drops the phrase.
I would like to nominate this award to my reformed Rabbi Bill Clinton.