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n. Relatives are people of your family. Usually annoying as hell and trying to be a cheapskate by staying over awhile. Also steals food from you.
The f****** relatives are coming over...quick, hide the food!
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Parasites that live in your house that no matter how much poison you put in the pot roast they still wont die.
Why are your relatives crapping themselves?
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A way of saying cousin without actually saying it. So if your a blood, and you don't want to say cousin or cuz, you say relative.
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a misnomer,actually meant to be someone you can relate to.
all my realtives are fucking retards ,yea i meant my inlaws
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Those people who fuck up your routine for those one or two weeks around Thanksgiving/Christmas. Parasites by nature, they suck your food and drink supplies dry, as well as your morale.
You: What happened to all the soda?
On of relatives: Oh everybody's been grabbing some do you have anymore non-diet?
You: Time to die.
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obscure or insignificant.
'do you know jimmy fro the HR dept?' 'nope hes totally rel.'
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1. People you're forced to live with, to love, and to respect,although more than half the time you dispise and wish would die a slow painful death
2. People you love to hate
My relatives are comming over, would u mind sticking flaming bamboo chutes up my fingernails and skinning me alive so i dont have to be with them?
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