Relaxative

A prescription drug that has two primary affects. The ability to induce coma like slumber all the while allowing bowel movement.

Bro A: "dude, you hear about the new drug relaxative?"

Bro B: "I hear it knocks you out and makes you feel like shit"

Relaxing

watching memes the day before an exam.

Person 1: I'm relaxing
Person 2: Dude we have a chem test tomorrow.
Person 1: Oh ummm
Person 2: Yeah that's what I thought. Shut up before I make you study.

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Relax

re-lax (v) : The act of consuming a salmon twice through regurgitation.

If you can't relax, there's plenty of more fish in the sea!

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Relaxing

Relaxing :- A gentlemen enjoying a well deserved rest resulting in him being utterly and totally relieved.

Hey Jon what you up to this evening mate ?

I fully intend on relaxing inside my bird.

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Relax

To take another dose of laxatives

Joe was still constipated and decided to relax.

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relaxative

A prescription drug given to people who need to calm down. Slightly more powerful than the ubiquitous chill pill.

"Dude A and Dude B will not shut up about losing in beer pong; they really could use some relaxatives."

"I told my mom to grab a relaxative and chill the fuck out about my girlfriend being pregnant."

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Relaxful

A better word for "relaxing" because it emphasizes the fullness of the feeling of relaxation.

My vacation was so relaxful, I could've stayed in Hawaii all year long!

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