relish

when a woman is very angry at a man to where she slices and dices his penis. similar to when a pickle is chopped up and turned into relish

ya boy cheated on his girl and she turned his dick into relish

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relish

female lubricant, used during sexual intercourse

friend #1 that was some hot relish man...and pretty damn tasty, too!

friend #2 soo...u had a good time with her, then?

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All relish

A term that refers to the intoxicated state that uncles get into after drinking large quantities of alcohol.

Origin: Hawaiian

Ex: dude1: brah you drank so much last night, you stood on my kitchen table, pulled down your pants and peed all over!
Dude2: yeah I was all relish

Ex: dude1: brah you drank so much last night, you stood on my kitchen table, pulled down your pants and peed all over!
Dude2: yeah I was all relish

stink relish

Similar to a stink pickle, except a liquid turd, diahrea, etc.

Dang, I knew I shouldn't ahve eaten that Alsups burrito, I just shot stink relish all over the bathroom wall, its even in my socks!

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gentleman's relish

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.

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Ass Relish

The ripe slurry of fecal matter and poor decisions produced when mucus somehow combines with semen inside of the ass.

After an intense butt fucking, Jen had ass relish leaking everywhere.

monta relish

contains 3 ingredients:
1. pickles
2. vinegar
3. monta

1. David: "The monta relish is fresh!"
2. Peter: "Relish for three!"

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