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Someone who supports small government when it can help you and big government when it controls who you can marry and what you can smoke.
Someone who calls democrats crackheads without realizing that the retard in office is the only crackhead around.
Someone who drops out of school to do drugs is not a democrat, its the president and the vice president who are republicans
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Someone who believes that guns are sacred, unborn babies are more sacred than born babies (especially born babies who are minorities, children of immigrants, or in a poor family), and corporations are people but should not be taxed like people. They also support low taxes for the rich, and higher taxes for everyone else to pay for the reduced taxes on the rich. They also support Trump no matter how badly he acts, and wouldn't impeach him if he murdered someone.
Republicans won the Senate this midterm, but Democrats won the House.
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A republican means a greedy evil bastard who will do anything and kill anyone to get the money he wants, the SUV he needs, and making sure poor people starve in the name of Jesus and the Megachurches.
You might be a Republican if you think 'proletariat' is a type of cheese.
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A person who answers to their hivemind who presides in the capital building (Dick Cheney). Bush Does not qualify for hivemind because by definition he has NO mind and there-for cannot qualify to be a hiveMIND.
why did that guy just say that the people of iraq are bunch of damn heathen, towelheads?
He's a Republican...
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Conservative, right-winged devout Christians, all Southerners except one Southerner educated and smart enough, is usually a Baptist, that has a fascist lock on how this country should be absolute Christian run, because they think it will make it perfect and please God, even though they know how good they have it, and they're in denial because they know religion sucks, and they love secularism, but they think they'll get some afterlife by pleasing God, so they keep it to themselves. They think as long as it pleases God, it should be able to be voted in, which is extremely fascist and dangerous to the constitution's secularism. The News station of every republican is Fox News. To them, other news stations are lefty and biased. Lefty Liberals may be dangerous, but republicans are just as dangerous. They think people like me who have mental disorders don't need help, and while suffering, we need only 'God'. They believe abortions are wrong because their holy book says so. For constitution's sake, mind you, any party that uses a holy book should be flagged as an abomination. They also favor various other things in the name of their religion, which is an abomination, and disgrace to the constitution & America which was founded to be a FREE & SECULAR country, They've discarded our freedoms so much, they've gotten In God We Trust, and Under God put in as our motto and pledge. Beware of this party. As an Independent myself, I could also write a song and dance for the democrats too.
That mentally disturbed pothead over there goes to church every week because he thinks everything he gets by working hard is given to him by the Christian God, and thinks Fox News and Republicans are the best party and news, unbiased and completely truthful.
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Rude, Intolerant people who are very closed minded. People who care more about sperm cell then students and minorities.
Hi I'm Karen a mother of 6 who is a proud Republican. Go trump!
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A US political party that is known for its strong closeted homosexuality and hatred of women, children, the US Constitution, freedom, and justice. They are famous for declaring that government is incapable of functioning well and proving it by being really bad leaders. They are often characterized by being failed businessmen that are baled out by their fathers and by Saudi oil barons. They generally test between 60 and 80 on standardized IQ tests and must therefore wear drool catchers in public. In addition to being gay, not that there is anything wrong with that, they are often paedophiles and enjoy sticking fruits and vegetables into the eye sockets of cute kittens.
See Larry Craig, Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, Mark Foley, Newt Gingrich, and Hitler.
What was the cause of the downfall of American society, the destruction of freedom all over the world, and a 10 fold increase in gas prices over eight years? Republicans.
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