Respitical

A word used to describe a person who uses unfunny, inappropriate jokes, yet tries to be everyone’s friend.

Dave: Did you hear about Eliza calling herself acoustic

Rein: Yeah. She’s such a respitical.

Respitator

Respirator mask filled with potatoes. Baked or fried.

I was starving and unable to breath, luckily, the EMT had a Respitator.