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What posh people call ball stranglers or tighty whiteys.
"I was in my Bentley on my way to have tea with the queen but I was forced to return home due to the fact that my new restraining orders were chafing."
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A baseball bat. Serves the same purpose as a regular restraining order, just much more convenient and much more violent. Used to get someone to leave you alone
That dude wouldn't stay away from me, so I took out an italian restraining order on him!
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A beautiful woman, typically tall, sexy, shapely and startlingly blonde, who is, upon closer inspection, completely psycho, causing the man who at first praised his good fortune to have met her to take out a restraining order against her in a vain attempt to keep her from destroying his person or property.
Leon met Clarissa in a bar and thought she was the most perfect blonde he'd ever seen, but after she started calling him 30 times a day at work to scream at him, accusing him of sleeping with other women, and keying his car, he realized that she was not a goddess, but instead a classic Restraining Order Barbie. He wound up with one missing tooth and a $1,500 car repainting bill, but at least she's out of his life now.
Its when you tie a black mans penis around their own ankles.
If you ever get my honey pie mixed up with my cootie again i will give you a negro restraining order
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n: the verbal (and non-papered) form of a restraining order against women who are massively promiscuous, have been known for continuously being a bitch, being psycho, or have a tree stuck so far up their ass that they're unbearable. Can be used on women who are bisexual, lesbian, or straight.
Man: Dude, why don't you go out with Jenny? She seems nice...
Other man: Hell no, man! That bitch is psycho and is a stuck-up bitch. She tried to turn my whole family against me. That's why I have a vaginal restraining order on her!
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Three dudes nailing one chick. One anal, one oral & one in the vag.
When a drunk girl approaches a table a dudes, flirts and goes home with all of them...at the same time. She'said looking to get a Kentucky restraining order
When a black person pisses you off in some way and it takes every muscle in your body to not call that person the N-Word.
Dude in gym today Trayvonne tripped me to be funny and it was so hard Restraining the N-Word (NIGGER)
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