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it's an operation done to a person became unconscious due to something bad happened to it, by this he starts to recover consciousness and brought to life again.
We are going to give all our staff a course about how to do Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation, (CPR) in emergency cases
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As an alternative to 'mouth to mouth resuscitation', ass to mouth or ass-to-mouth is the preferred method to revive turtles who have choked on jellybeans, or your friends sister who is a college freshman at her first frat party, passed out on blueberry vodka. Acceptable because turtles smell like shit and alcohol kills the taste of anything other than Taco Bell.
April O'Neil, a broadcasting and electronic media major with a minor in journalism is passed out on a brown couch, after ingesting too much blueberry vodka. Her tits are exposed from her yellow jacket, and her red hair is tied back in pig tails. She is tight as fuck.
Leonardo: Look at April O'Neil, dapt bitch is fuckin wastid nigga!
Raphael: Damn shawty. Ey, who be wandin some Taco Bale?
Leonardo: Wake dapt bi'atch up n see if she wan'somethin.
Raphael: Ay whide bitch, wake de fuck up, fa'real.
Leonardo: Ey mane, she kinda looks blue n shit. You better gib her ass to mouth resuscitation, niggin!
Raphael: Fa real?
Leonardo: Yeah niggin, we'll wait til we gets back wit dapt TB, niggin.
A little while later...
Leonardo: Aight niggin, ju ready mane?
(dropping his pants, and straddling Aprils face, Raphael situates his anus over her mouth and flatuates, blowing stool chips into Aprils air stream)
Raphael: Cowabunga dude!
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A medical procedure performed by busty nurses to alleviate all forms of physical and psychological pain in male patients by increasing the bloodflow to the penis using their hands.
Jim had lost both arms, one leg, an eye and six fingers in the accident. Realising how much pain he was in, Nurse Flanders came to his rescue, alleviating the pain via hand-to-cock resuscitation
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Emergency procedure, usually from one recipient to another; to restore consciousness, vigor, life, and dance moves to the butt.
Young LaFonda was severly lacking skills on the dance floor. Luckily, Shaneequa came to her aid and gave her butt to butt resuscitation by touching butts and magically restoring her butt moves.
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She was laying in bed and I decided to perform rectum resuscitation on her.
Bruh just search up CPR it aint that hard
John: Bro start Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation
Parker: What?
John: Fuck, CPR
1) the action or process of reviving someone from unconsciousness or apparent death.
2) the beginning process of exchanging saliva, touching teeth, sandpapering lips and is a stepping stone for someone to climb on top of you and stay there
"HOLY SHIT GUYS, GRACE RESUSCITATED ME, I FEAR NOTHING, MY BALLS ARE PUMPED.