Retarated

The word retarated comes from the ancient Greek word fuckingstupidasallhell which the ancient Greeks used to describe the individuals in society that fucked up all the time and had about a .5% chance of doing something right. These individuals were dubbed "retarated" and were shunned from all aspects of civilized society. Oh, and Gators mom sucks donkey balls.

1.dude, look at the dumbshit in the wheelchair hitting himself in the face with a crow bar, that kid is retarated.
2.hey, look whos on counter and orders 90 goddamn cheese pizzas to be thrown in the lobby in empty, shes a goddamned retarad.
3.Gators mom blows

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retarable

half retarted and half horrible

the not so smart man looked retarable after he was burnt by the fire

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totes retar

The most vacuous, stone-brained way to say "totally retarded" - totes retar the word is in fact, totes retar.

Annoying White Chick 1: Oh gawd Sheila, the way Amanda wore pink and green together to prom was totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 2: Totally, gross, totes retar.

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Retar-tar

An individual who has mental retardation. This defers from the term retarded as one who is retar-tar is retarded to the exent of homosexuality

("Yo I fucked a guy by accident"
"Thats retarded"
"Nah bro its gay, so its retar-tar")
("If you relax your bum-bum then you arch-arch"
"Thats retar-tar")
("Yo I just got some of my nut in my mouth, it was pretty retar-tar")

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Retare

When you Retare you tare something then glue it then tare it then throw it.

Bro 1-“what did you do today?”
Bro 2-“i did a Retare”