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couch revolutionaries

Political reform supporters whose willingness to take action is limited to Internet trolling.

Bernie Sanders could never clinch the Democratic party nomination... most of his supporters are couch revolutionaries.

by Mistress Evil June 8, 2016


Revolutionary War

The American Revolution as some call it. But it's the war where a bunch of American colonists with pitchforks beat down a billion british soldiers.

The definition is of course an exageration but thats the revolutionary war in a nutshell.

by The Great American August 13, 2008

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revolutionary whore

Alexander Hamilton. It's like revolutionary war but since he cheated on his wife and was part of the first American sex scandal, he's a revolutionary whore

Alexander Hamilton was such a revolutionary whore speaking since he was part of the first American sex scandal.

by Qween Boy March 19, 2017


Revolutionary War

The day that America broke it off with England because he wasn't big enough.

America: ...You wernt big enough *has a Revolutionary War and wins* I shall break away, and show you how big I can be.
England: Will you come back?
America: I shall, and I'll fuck you with it.

Years later, England's sucking on America's 'Florida'

by Francis Bonnefoy of France April 3, 2011

38๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


School Revolutionary

That one kid that argues the meaning of schoolโ€™s importance, and what things should and shouldnโ€™t be taught. They have a weird obsession with taking over the school or going on strike. These people can appear in any grade, but are most likely to appear in the later grades of primary school.

Teacher: When was the war of 1812?
School Revolutionary: How will this be important when we get into the real world. Will they ask this question at a job interview? Why arenโ€™t you teaching us how to pay taxes, or how to get a job?

by Roasted beans March 15, 2022


Gender Revolutionary

Any and all individuals who challenge the confines of the gender binary system - includes drag kings, drag queens, transgender, transsexual, cross dressers, and all manner of other individuals.

"Evan is a gender revolutionary - he doesn't let society tell him what it means to be male or female. He decides for himself."

by Johnny Class March 24, 2005

79๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


Revolutionary Beard

A beard that is untamed and unkempt. It is often worn by academics (for counter cultural reasons) or guerrillas (for practical reasons) as they fight the tyranny of capitalism, fascism, tradition, and the status-quo.

Girl: 'Won't you use a beard trimmer? You look homeless!'
Guy: 'I don't look homeless, just revolutionary!'

"Che Guevara, Karl Marx, Darwin and Jesus had such revolutionary beards!"

by Erickd December 11, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž