fancy western attire only worn by a bronc, mariachi band member, or pageant contestant; often accented with fringe, rhinestones, sequins, and/or heavy embroidery.
My bronc neighbor plays cumbia music in the driveway and is always dressed in rhinestone rodeo clothes.
The "Rhinestone Cowboy" is a fairly dangerous sexual act. Just prior to anal sex (preferably a with a man), the 'cowboy' will attach rhinestones to his dick (with some sort of skin-safe adhesive). Some of the rhinestones may dislodge during coitus, this is perfectly normal and will give the recipient the moniker "Rhinestone Cowgirl".
I got Rhinestone Cowboy'd by my boyfriend last night, I think there's still a few in there.
A gay cowboy (redundant), usually out of the closet, and flaming (i.e. stiletto boots and zebra print hat). Rhinestone Cowboys have also been known to ride the horse from the under side.
No, your cowboy shirt isn't salmon or mellon, it's pink. Get over it.
A man, too old, going to a night club with over-tight pantaloons, bloated genitalia, a wink and a smile.
That dude just jackhammered this place with an ass like a rhinestone angel.
One of the worst and most offensive things you can EVER say to a person, especially to women.
"Melissa, eat more rhinestones!"
"You bastard! I can't believe you said that to me!"
*runs off crying*
to get to work making something, someone, or yourself a super tawdry fabulous gaudy god!
hey twink-wanna-be, shave off that mullet, pop your collar and put your ass to the rhinestone!
We have all heard of the Rhinestone Cowboy, but this Femininomenon version is a bit different version than what Glen Campbell was thinking when he sang of a "star-spangled rodeo." The Rhinestone Cowgirl term was attributed in the 2025 release of the song 'The Giver' by the fabulous Chappell Roan and co-writer Dan Nigro. This incredibly catchy song not only launches Chappell into the increasingly discriminatory realm of country music, but also into her new super sparkly LGBTQ+ country dimension. They didn’t know what was headed their way. Hold onto your underwires, Beyonce.
The physical act of the Rhinestone Cowgirl is not quite as short lived as the long-fabled Cowboy on his bull… or on a woman. The shine and sparkle of the Rhinestone Cowgirls makeup and fun dress certainly dazzle the senses. The Cowgirls have inherent knowledge of how things work and how to execute certain results. As Chappell sings, they ‘Get the job done’. The ‘job done’ is only concluded, but by no way over, with the recipients experience of long lasting and multiple orgasms, extraordinary pleasure not previously known to exist, and the general brightness and sparkle that illuminates their lives.
Hence, they have been properly Rhinestone Cowgirled.
She Rhinestone Cowgirled me so hard last night that I'll be smiling and wearing her/their glitter for weeks.