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fancy western attire only worn by a bronc, mariachi band member, or pageant contestant; often accented with fringe, rhinestones, sequins, and/or heavy embroidery.
My bronc neighbor plays cumbia music in the driveway and is always dressed in rhinestone rodeo clothes.
The "Rhinestone Cowboy" is a fairly dangerous sexual act. Just prior to anal sex (preferably a with a man), the 'cowboy' will attach rhinestones to his dick (with some sort of skin-safe adhesive). Some of the rhinestones may dislodge during coitus, this is perfectly normal and will give the recipient the moniker "Rhinestone Cowgirl".
I got Rhinestone Cowboy'd by my boyfriend last night, I think there's still a few in there.
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A gay cowboy (redundant), usually out of the closet, and flaming (i.e. stiletto boots and zebra print hat). Rhinestone Cowboys have also been known to ride the horse from the under side.
No, your cowboy shirt isn't salmon or mellon, it's pink. Get over it.
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A man, too old, going to a night club with over-tight pantaloons, bloated genitalia, a wink and a smile.
That dude just jackhammered this place with an ass like a rhinestone angel.
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One of the worst and most offensive things you can EVER say to a person, especially to women.
"Melissa, eat more rhinestones!"
"You bastard! I can't believe you said that to me!"
*runs off crying*
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to get to work making something, someone, or yourself a super tawdry fabulous gaudy god!
hey twink-wanna-be, shave off that mullet, pop your collar and put your ass to the rhinestone!
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Fake tears that are usually cried by compulsive liars.
A: *Cries* I'm sorry!
B: Your Rhinestone Tears won't fool me again!