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Term used to describe how voters felt after the 2000 and 2004 elections. We're still stuck with the Bush Regime and America is still screwed.
Bush and his family ripped us off in the 2000 election in Florida.
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A cheap circumcision. It results in not having a penis at all. It was NOT worth the money.
Skip: So is that why you don’t have a penis?
A person named Larry: Yeah! Was a rip-off!
Skip: You look uncomfortable, should we end this conversation and play Portal Co-op?
Larry: fuck yeah
Either something really expensive or a cheap circumcision.
Yid 1: So, you had a free circumcision I hear?
Yid 2: Yep, the entire fucking family, 23 rip-offs
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Anything offered by Rogers cable
Rogers guy:
your internet and cable will comes to only 100 bucks a month!
Me:
Fuck you that's a rip-off!!!
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This is when you are expecting a lare sum of money from your parents for working all summer, and you dont get any of it because your parents dont love you.
Jon H: hey it is time for my money.
Lisa H: I think not.
Bob H: You got owned Jon
Jon H: Man i got ripped off.
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rip-off A friend who backs out of a proposed plan to spend the day/night out with his mates,generally at the last minute, in order to spend the day being verbally abused by his girlfriend
rip-off"Sorry guys, I know i was due to pick you up in 5 minutes, but im going to have to cancel as the GF wants me to ....*insert something boring here*
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