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The Ripple

Rim job + nipple = ripple. When a woman tickles your anus with her erect nipple.

Do you want a rim job tonight, honey? No, not a rim job tonight, baby. I just want The Ripple.

by The Bum Gun December 25, 2016

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The Ripple

An event that is carried out at large crowds of midgets. It is similar to doing "The Wave" for people of normal size but when midgets attempt the wave the result is far smaller than that of a way, it appears more as a ripple, hence the name "The Ripple"

All of the midgets at the football game started to do the Ripple during halftime

by Sha-NAH-nah-nah September 22, 2011


Ripple

When talking to someone who is unimaginably fat

β€œYou’re a bit of a ripple mate”

by Ortology March 31, 2020


ripple

a ripple is a disturbance to the air resulting from a fart. typically sinusoidal in form, ripples vary in frequency and periodicity in accordance with the velocity and #stinkprofile of a given assblast. on rare occasion, a ripple may double back on itself, taking the form of a parametric curve. in this case, the vibrating farticules may produce intensities of stink that are frankly immeasurable.

while ripples were first described in rudimentary form by maimonides, and subsequently by leonardo davinci, it was not until the late nineteenth century that johnald g. stinkefeller, then seven years old, first documented the shape of a ripple using a device of his own devising known as a #blastmeter. forty years later, his calculations were confirmed by Albrecht A. Anustain.

todd: doth you smell-witness a stink in this chambre?
barry: doth i.
todd: where art the blastmeter?
barry: blast it open.
todd: i just shit my drawers. i can feelst the ripple.

by trilliam turdsworth August 15, 2023


Rippled

Being triggered or angry at something or someone

The man was rippled because he had to do summer reading.

by Rabbott21 July 11, 2017

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Ripple

the nipple

Person A: Ripple?
Person B: the nipple!

by yolor3stis September 1, 2021

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Ripple

A song by the Grateful Dead. It came out on their 1970 album American Beauty

If my words did glow with the gold of sunshine
And my tunes were played on the harp unstrung
Would you hear my voice come through the music?
Would you hold it near as it were your own?

First Verse of "Ripple"

by Adam buckley March 17, 2018

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