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when a girl takes the shit and cum of a guy and mixes it up in her bellybutton and eats it
damn that bitch loves making risotto
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Patches of sick as created by drunken revellers on chav mecca - West Street - in Brighton, UK.
I was walking down the street on Saturday night and I had to dodge three west street risottos!
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When you want to make dinner with your university flatmates so you use the by-products from your orgy with them to make risotto.
Flatmate 1: oh man I really fancy some risotto but the local supermarket is out of ingredients
Flatmate 2: I know, why don't we make Flatmate Risotto?
Gemma Risotto loves risotto covered volleyballs. she loves to play with volleyballs and she is obsessed with the sport. volleyball is HER LIFE. she foes NOT have an allergy she is LYINNG!
Gemma Risotto is my Volleyball queen! #Risotto4Ever