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Road Rash

The red, raw area around your mouth that comes from making out with someone who has lots of facial hair. Some people consider it to be a badge of honor. It's been acknowledged in some scientific communities that Road Rash was once a sign of nobility.

Cheryl: Kenneth gave me some serious Road Rash last night. It feels like his beard peeled 25 layers of skin off of my face. Awwwww'right.

by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad January 4, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


road rash

the abrasions that result from falling (especially falling off of a vehicle)

When that car almost crashed into me, I lost consciousness. When I woke up I had learned that I had major road rash

by The Return of Light Joker February 15, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


road rash

When you're overweight enough to have your thighs scrape against each other when you walk or run, and after a long day of walking or running, you get a horrible red rash on your thighs that you have to nourish for at least a day.

I was running on the treadmill for an hour, and when I got off, I had the worst road rash

by Dennis P May 26, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


road rash roulette

is the appearance of sporadic and/or clustered sores, open wounds, abscesses, and similar detriments that are related to the prevalent use of legal and/or illegal stimulants. Road Rash relates to skin injuries caused by abrasions from road surfaces, usually as a consequence of cycling and motorcycling accidents, while roulette relates to the element of risk-taking.

"Man!" "Bobby and his friends are sure messed up from playing Road Rash Roulette last night." "Hopefully, they'll get their act together before it gets any worse."

by Outis McGuffin December 27, 2017

96๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Road Rash

When you are nailing a seasoned veteran woman from behind, aka doggie style (look up if needed), and she is on all fours... in mid-thrust you grab or kick arms where her head falls to the ground and her forehead get a carpet or floor burn.

Road Rash from behind

by StillFly March 18, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Road Rash

Having inorganic material (ie dirt, small gravel, sand, etc.) enter and irritate the vagina. Can show in forms of itching, pain, bumps, and possibly bleeding. Most common irritant is sand.

Barbera was in pain, as the road rash she had recieved from having sex on the beach, was bothering her.

by Private Collins March 8, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tennessee Road Rash

When you are nailing a seasoned veteran woman from behind, aka doggie style (look up if needed), and she is on all fours... in mid-thrust you grab or kick arms where her head falls to the ground and her forehead get a carpet or floor burn.

Tennessee Road Rash From Behind

by StillFly April 20, 2009

36๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž