roadside olympics

roadside sobriety test.

Jose Contreras: Thank God I passed that shit, I hardly even remember taking it.
Bruce Lee: Roadside olympics baby.

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Roadside Porn

When walking in country lanes and coming across a gap in the hedge, it's common place to discover Roadside Porn.

This can either be when porn is left abandoned in a bush, most of the time a pile of magazines that have had to be removed because of fear of being discovered when visitors 'pop round the house'. In some severe cases the roadside porn will be attached to bushes and trees in the clearing.

' Clare, Clare look what I found! '

'What?'

'It's roadside porn!'

'Eww!'

roadside rape

Rape on the roadside

That person got roadside raped

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Roadside beday

When you're on a road trip and you gotta take a shit. No towels, no wipes, use that 2 liter of Mountain Dew that's keeping you awake. Take that dump, shake it up, and spray it up yo crack. Shake, rinse, repeat. Save a little for the rest of the drive.

Bro, I gotta go, pull over. I'll use your mountain dew as my roadside beday.

roadside roastbeef

the female equivalent of roadhead.

i had some roadside roastbeef last night, and it tasted great.

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Roadside Cider

The plastic bottles of piss found in the gutters and verges of roads everywhere.

My windscreen washers have run out! No problem there's a bottle of roadside cider a few yards down the road - eurggh

Roadside Romeo

Tamil/Tanglish/South Indian street usage for a "lover boy" trying to woo girls on the street etc.

Antha Roadside Romeo parru

Look at that roadside romeo - he can't get any!

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