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Crystal meth made in Kasota Minnesota.
Hey have you tried the new kasota rock candy lately?
Cum-Rock Candy is a confection made with cum and sugar.
We all jacked off in a beaker, added some sugar, and put it in the candy maker, so we'll have Cum-Rock Candy soon!
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In the depression era, A tale told by hobos to snag young kids to do their begging for them. Tales of lemonade springs and cigarette trees abound. First sung about by Harry McClintock.
Now, It's a Skwatta's version of paradise. It's what keeps punks on the street hopeful.
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, there's a land that's fair and bright.
The handouts grow on bushes, and you sleep out everynight.
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The act of a girl shitting on your penis and waiting for it to dry until it becomes crusty and then often fucking it afterwords.
Omg that girl gave me the New York rock candy last night.
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Rock that entertains goth girls.
“Do you listen to Andy black?”
“No, it’s candy rock fuck that.”
its a refrence to the hit show breaking bad where they make blue rock candy AKA blue meth
jesse we need to cook we need to cook blue rock candy "if you know what i mean"
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