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An act performed after human feces is frozen, as in a frozen stanley or a frozen francis. Two men then put opposing ends of the frozen turd in their rectums and proceed to "rock" back and forth, attempting to reach assgasm before the poopy melts.
Jacob: Dude, did you see those two guys over there in the corner?
Mike: Yea man, it looks like what we did last night with that frozen piece of shit.
Jacob: Yea, that was one sweet amish rocking chair.
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When a girl rocks back and forth from ine dick in her ass to another in her pussy.
Dude it was awesome, the chick wanted to ride our alabama rocking chair!
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When you've made so much money, you can just sit on your chair and do fuck all.
Person 1: What are you going to do when you're older?
Person 2: I've got rocking chair money, who cares?
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Is when two people strip naked and one person sits in the chair and and shits on it. The female will then proceed to ride the man until the shit has all been evacuated from the grundle and rectal area.
Ami gave Anthony the good ol' MEXICAN ROCKING CHAIR.
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A sexual position where the man sits up in bed, reclined and the woman lays perpendicular across his lap, face up, with her ass squarely on his crotch and her legs spread allowing him arm’s length, easy access to her pussy and breasts (or mouth) at the same time. If the man has magic hands, the result is his woman will rock her hips in ecstasy, hence the Devil’s Rocking Chair.
Daddy, can I please sit in the Devil’s rocking chair?
This act involves a one member of the couple to ride on the other. (like sitting on a chair) While at a public function, without anyone knowing.
At the next family function my aunt and uncle thought they were pulling a undercover rocking chair, but everyone knew they were fucking. Fucking amateurs.
When Your laying down and your girl rocks back and forth on your dick like shes on a rocking chair
Damn I blew my load so quick when my girl started doing the horizontal rocking chair