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a rolodex on your f**king wrist
can i have your number? ok, hang on, let me put that in my rolex
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Famously expensive watches. Most examples of such are actually fakes sold for less than 1% the price of a real Rolex. The tell-tale sign (other than the price) is that on a real rolex, the second hand has continous motion, instead fo ticking like an ordinary watch.
fake rolex, cheapy cheap! Ten dolla! Also sucky sucky for ten dolla!
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Fisting an orifice so furiously that one's watch is lost during the act.
That snatch raptor shaman was just about to win until I got a Pyroblast card and rolexed him something dirty.
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What a person replaces with their personality.
Gotta flex cause when you got no personality you replace it with a rolex.
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A watch that poor people buy and have nothing to eat for months but they can go to their friends faces saying" OOH LOOK I HAVE A ROLEX IM RICH LIKE.. are you gonna eat that sandwich?"
Guy 1: I HAVE A ROLEX
Guy 2: How much was it?
Guy 1: £100.100
Guy 2: How did you afford it?
Guy 1: Killed my family, sold their organs, BUT HEY I HAVE A ROLEX, THATS ALL I NEED TO BE HAPPY!
Guy 2: Wtf?
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Yellow or gold band they give federal suspects in jail.
Yea man. Them boys stung that nigga for bubblin up ooks. I saw him in holding wit dat Rolex.
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A popular 2017 rap song by Ayo & Teo
I just listened to Rolex
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