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rolex

a rolodex on your f**king wrist

can i have your number? ok, hang on, let me put that in my rolex

by Rory - the original, bitches October 09, 2007


Rolex

Famously expensive watches. Most examples of such are actually fakes sold for less than 1% the price of a real Rolex. The tell-tale sign (other than the price) is that on a real rolex, the second hand has continous motion, instead fo ticking like an ordinary watch.

fake rolex, cheapy cheap! Ten dolla! Also sucky sucky for ten dolla!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004


Rolexed

Fisting an orifice so furiously that one's watch is lost during the act.

That snatch raptor shaman was just about to win until I got a Pyroblast card and rolexed him something dirty.

by treece300e August 07, 2014


Rolex

What a person replaces with their personality.

Gotta flex cause when you got no personality you replace it with a rolex.

by TheDarkLordJesus October 09, 2017


Rolex

A watch that poor people buy and have nothing to eat for months but they can go to their friends faces saying" OOH LOOK I HAVE A ROLEX IM RICH LIKE.. are you gonna eat that sandwich?"

Guy 1: I HAVE A ROLEX
Guy 2: How much was it?
Guy 1: £100.100
Guy 2: How did you afford it?
Guy 1: Killed my family, sold their organs, BUT HEY I HAVE A ROLEX, THATS ALL I NEED TO BE HAPPY!
Guy 2: Wtf?

by CHRISRULESLIKE October 19, 2007


Rolex

Yellow or gold band they give federal suspects in jail.

Yea man. Them boys stung that nigga for bubblin up ooks. I saw him in holding wit dat Rolex.

by Immyownuruk! March 23, 2015


Rolex

A popular 2017 rap song by Ayo & Teo

I just listened to Rolex

by Worddefiner11 May 28, 2017