The act of placing your balls on someoneβs forehead and draping your penis strait down the nose. This act looks just like a real Roman helmet!!
Joey passed out at my house and we gave him a Roman helmet
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The act of defecating on someone's head from front to back, so as to imitate a Roman officer's helmet.
"She was so kinky, I gave her a foot-long Roman Helmet!"
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When your girl is napping, and you place your balls on her forhead, with your cock running down her nose, like a roman helmet, because you can.
"Right after our extreme frisbee tournament, I came home and my girl was asleep on the couch. I wanted some ass, so I woke her with A well marinated, full flavored, Roman Helmet. I'm not sure if she was into it."
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When a man puts his balls over a woman's eyes and lays his penis across her nose to resemble a helmet that the Roman's used to wear.
William Wickus-Onic Shimpeno smokes a shitload of crack. He lied and stole from me so when he took a crack nap, I gave him a Roman Army Helmet.
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The act of sitting over a girls head and dangling the cock down the bridge of her nose and in between her eyes.
I'm exhausted from that Roman Cavalry Helmet that Goebs gave me last night!!!
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The act of placing you ballsack on someone's eyes, and then laying your hose down their nose.
When my wife woke up this morning, she had a hard time seeing because i fitted her for a roman soldier helmet.
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Here's a tricky maneuver that even Russell Crowe might have some difficulty with. While sitting on your partner's forehead, place your balls over her eyes and your dick over her nose. Giving the appearance of a Roman battle helmet. Then exclaim "Am I not merciful?!" Also known as Arabian Goggles.
Last night, after watching Gladiator, Cyndi wanted to slide on my roman battle helmet.
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