romney

To switch sexual preferences depending on who one is with. Named after Massachusetts governor and presidential candidate Mitt Romney, who was accused of "flip-flopping" on several key issues.

"I had heard Jane didn't do anal, but last night she totally Romneyed!"

"Jason told me last night he always places his partner's pleasure before his own, but based on past experiences I think he might just be Romneying."

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Romneyed

When your boss asks you do something that clearly indicates a complete lack of understanding or indifference in what it's like to be an average joe.

"I didn't get out of work till real late last night cause boss called to order food for him and his golf buddies after we already turned the fryers off! I got Romneyed man!"

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Romneying

Firing or laying off a large number of employees following a takeover of a company.

The bank is romneying over 400 people after the merger and I might be one of them.

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Romney

A lie that no-one is stupid enough to believe.

Mitt Romney ad claimed that President Obama called Americans lazy. The claim was so obviously false, that Politifact - a trusted fact checking website - rated Romney's statement a "pant's on fire" lie.

Usage: Mitt told a Romney when he sad President Obama called Americans Lazy.

Obama was referring to US efforts to spur foreign investment.

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A Romney

The amount of time (approx. 3 1/2 hrs) that it takes a famous politician to change their mind on something.

Not to be confused with romney

"I've been stuck in line for A Romney"
"Send them to bed in A Romney or two"

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Romney

While not widespread, "to pull a Romney" means to run away from a problem, as illustrated when Mitt Romney literally ran away from a voter attacking him for his policy on the medical use of marijuana.

Guy #1: I turned my phone off because my girlfriend's pissed at me for some reason.
Guy #2: Dude, you know you can't hide from her forever, right? Don't pull a Romney on me, man.

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romney

v. To vainly spend vast amounts and change one's position on issues in the hopes of winning an election.

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I have no hope of becoming class president so I am going to romney until I've spent all the cash my folks gave me.

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