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A phrase that displays the perfect life. (much like "The American Dream") Ace = Children, King = Husband (if female)/ Health (if male), Queen = Wife (if male)/ Health (if female), Jack = Good Job, and the 10 = Good Friends.
Guy1: I see you got a Royal Flush there.
Guy2: Yeah, I got a beautiful wife, loving children, a house, good job and awesome buddies.
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taking a piss on a unconcious person
the local drunk has recieved many royal flushes from the towns folk.
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When you masturbate on the toilet and flush it when you are climaxing.
You:"I just got a royal flush."
Person:"Dude, I didnt know you play poker in the bathroom"
You:"I don't"
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The physical act of pushing a person's head into the toilet and pulling the chain (or pressing the button, for all you modern cistern types).
Suitable initiation/punishment for freshmen, especially new attendees of upper crust boarding schools (making the "Royal" especially apropos).
So, whatever happened to that young pimply Venables boy we saw around the traps?
I gave him the Royal flush during recess.
Very good, Hawthorne.
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First flush: You have made a big dumb in the toilet, and you have to flush it before wiping - or else it will stop the toilet.
Second flush: After wiping you flush again. This usually makes the toilet have less water in it.
Third flush: In order to leave the toilet ready for the next to come, you flush again so water rises up to the normal level.
I just made a royal flush in there, but everything is fine now.
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Putting a plunger on someone's face and shoving the handle end up your butt and riding it up and down.
Frey was so happy when I pulled the plunger out because because this five card stud just drew a The Royale Flush
When You Jump In The Toilet, with or without the feces and iron in the toilet and then you fall backwards so far backwards that you pass the point of return and you flush the toilet.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. GODDAMN ROYAL FLUSH!?!?
YOU GOT VOMIT, PISS, AND, FECES ALL OVER YOU
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