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What they call a quarter pounder with cheese and I'm France, y'know cause the metric system and shit.
John: you know in Paris you can get a beer in McDonald's and you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese.
Sam L.: They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
John: No they got the metric system, they don't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
Sam L.: What do they call it?
John: A Royale with cheese
when a drag queens junk becomes untucked
"She got that royale with cheese goin for me"
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You take a kraft american single, unwrap, take the cheese and slide to the base of the shaft, so it looks like a caped villain. After the cheese placement, take the wrapper and envelope your dick, securing with a twisty tie from a package of hamburger buns. Have sex, preferably anal. the catcher should nibble the cheese from the freedom fry once the deed has been done and the mayonnaise has been applied.
Some chick from Paris came over so i gave her the Royale with cheese.
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When you get the FINEST cock you've ever had...but it was unshowered, not clean, but still a damn nice cock.
Wow Jenny, I was jogging this morning and saw Bob. He said hey. We ended up doing some In and outs.
How was it Kelly?
It was a Royale with Cheese. If only he had a chance to take a shower. Then it would've been Le Big Mac!
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When a guy cums in a girl's hair then uses his cum as hair gel to spike her hair up in the shape of a crown.
What is that, hair gel?
Naah, he gave me a Royale With Cheese.
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Another name for Camel Turkish Royal cigarettes. A paradoy of a line from the movie Pulp Fiction by Quentin Tarantino, when John Travolta's character explains what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris--a royale with cheese--and transformed into a reference to Turkish "Royale" cigarettes.
"Hey, you got a Royale with Cheese?"
"I just bought a pack of Royales with Cheese."
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When a member of the royal family makes you taste their dick cheese and asks if its poisoned and tells you after that youu ate the smegma
Dude, I totally just got royaly cheesed by prince phillip and it tasted like a rat kiestered fentanyl and sharted it in my mouth
Omg man you just got a taste of royal cheesing