Russian

People that are stereotyped way too much. Not all Russian people are drunk, or annoying. Only racists, or people who don't know any better care to go on urbandictionary and make mean definitions.

-I've lived in Russia all my life, and no, it's not a country full of drunks.
-Exactly, I know some very nice Russians.

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russian

"Russians don't get drunk. They get tough." ~ Learned Person

My Russian friend was kidding himself. He was very much drunk. And not very tough at all.

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Russian

a hard ass language to learn that uses enchantment table type shit

“hey do you speak russian?”
“nah i don’t play minecraft”

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russian

sex in which a man places his penis between a woman's breasts and jerks himself off with them

"I did a Russian on that girl over there with the huge boobs."

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russian

a person whos origin is northeastern europe, and most likely has a name like:
Olga
Dimitri
Sergei
Natasha
Sasha (Alex)
etc etc.....
usually yells to others very loud in russian, and many of them smoke, drink, and smoke up

i was just kidding...i gots lotsa russian friends!!!

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russian

1.Me
2.Treat Vodka like water
3.One of the world most reknown mafias
4.Sport is hockey

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Russians

Russians - are a nation inhabiting territory of Russia an ex-USSR countries. Russians enjoy drinking vodka and listening to the bears playing button-accordions. Russians are open- and warm- hearted. They are ready to share their last prianik (russian sweet cookie) with guests, in case lasts encounter that somewhere. Though, it's almost unreal, 'cos russians usually hide their stuff well.

What's good for Russians is deadly to Germans

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