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Spooning with your girlfriend when she is on her period.
Man #1: I didn't want it, but Jessica gave me A Rusty Spoon last night.
Man #2: Ugghh, that sounds terrible!
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when u get wasted at a party and pass out. The next morning you awake with some sort of silverware(mainly a spoon)up your ass for no aparent reason.
Chris:"how was the party last nite?"
Aaron:"pretty good, except for me wakin up with a rusty spoon!"
Dillon:my pants smell like fish tacos
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Waking up spooning, stuck together by dried blood between each others nether regions.
The rusty spoon gets me every time.
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somethin done sexual with a guy, in the shower by easy, fat, orange bitches. kinda like a rusty trumbone but so much nastier.. like for guys who have 10 inch dicks.
brits a fat bitch i bet shes givin him a rusty spoon in our dorm rite now. runnin train wit morgan and brian
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#1. A phrase used to describe the resent or displeasure one has to perform a task or assignment. Used to make such a task given more painful or agonizing than getting fucked by a rusty spoon.
#2. A term of excitement, surprise, or awe.
#1a. I'd rather get fucked by a rusty spoon than go out with that chick.
#1b. Mom: "Daniel, take out the trash and clean the dishes!"
Daniel: "I'd prefer getting fucked by a rusty spoon than do that!"
#2. Brianna: "I won a trip to the Bahamas!"
Will: "Well I'll be fucked by a rusty spoon, that's great!"
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when something frustrating or annoying is happening u will say something like "KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!"
LILLY: omg guuurrrrrllll like im such a basic white betch!!!
ME: KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where a women inserts her hand in a man's rectum, and pulls it out covered in poop, the man then proceeds to quickly spin around and ejaculate on the women's cupped hand, the two then decide what to do with the "rusty spoon".
"We did some nasty stuff, we tried something called the turn around rusty spoon, it was so dirty!"
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