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A sex act which involves slamming "Atlas Shrugged" on your wang and using it to jerk off.
Oh man my first college roommate was such a tool that I swear to God I caught him doing the Paul Ryan one day when I came home early from class.
A man of imposing physical stature and intellect that repeatedly cowers to smaller, weaker, and less intelligent bullies
Congressional Republicans won’t perform their constitutional oversight duties of the administrative branch because they’re led by fuckin Paul Ryans
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When you take a dump and it feels good and bad at the same time so you get that struggling grin like Paul Ryan always has on his face.
I took a paul-ryan and almost threw up it was so bad.
A Republican, 7-term Congressman from Wisconsin, currently serving his 8th term. Paul Ryan is a complete budget wonk, and spends his time engaged in the (mostly futile) task of telling the government how ridiculous its fiscal policy is and begging it to come up with a tax plan that isn't 2000 pages long. Oddly enough, he seems to enjoy this role.
Many women (commonly referred to as Ryanistas) consider him to be the sexiest man alive and spend most of their days fantasizing about his body and sending hate mail to his wife. When Governor Mitt Romney announced that Mr. Ryan was his running-mate during the 2012 presidential election, Ryanistas all over the country had a collective orgasm and were incapacitated for weeks.
Mr. Ryan has faced criticism because he once referred to rape as "a method of conception." Apparently, the people who were outraged by this statement could not accept that his words were truth and refused to cut him some slack for his inelegant statement, forgetting that he spends most of his time crunching numbers rather than counseling rape victims.
Overall, a smart (although nerdy), somewhat charismatic guy with a ripped bod that most of his haters are either jealous of or secretly lust after.
Paul Ryan? He can get fiscal with me any time he wants.
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A "tea party" republican congressman from the state of Wisconsin. And the running mate of presidential nominee Mitt Romney.
Hey, are you watching the debate between Vice President Joe Biden and Congressman Paul Ryan? Interesting huh?
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To be a scholarly type who is really good in math, numbers and money... who looks hot while doing it.
Have you met Matt in accounting? Whoa! He's a real Paul Ryan! He may not be that fun at parties, but will be nice to look at in a tight shirt.
You know the haters have nothing on Paul Ryan when the best they can do is make fun of his hairline and insult him for being wealthy because he's highly intelligent and good with finances. If he were a Democrat, they'd be calling him Christian Grey!
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To fart in an enclosed public space and then leave it abruptly.
Never ride the elevator with Jeremy or Felix; they usually pull a Paul Ryan right before getting off.