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Saddleback

A woman who, in an attempt to maintain vaginal virginity, only has anal sex. Will substitute a dildo into her vagina, as long as it is not a real, functioning penis.

After attending the prom, Amber and Randy saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage.

by Screw_Michigan May 31, 2009

53πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Saddlebacking

Saddlebacking: sadβ€’dleβ€’backβ€’ing \ˈsa-dΙ™l-ˈba-kiΕ‹\ vb fr. Saddleback Church (2009): the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginity.

Bill and Heather loved Saddlebacking. After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she's saving herself for marriage.

by Word Fr34k April 1, 2009

94πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


Saddlebacking

The action of performing anal sex in order to preserve ones vaginal purity. Most extreme religious couples practice this before marriage, although in almost all religious publications this is looked up as a worse offense.
In the case of homosexual relations, this is the only way for a men to perform intercourse with each other.

"Have you heard that Tom and Bill have a dry-erase board in their bed room?"
"No, whats it for?"
"I have heard that is used to keep score of who has had the most orgasms while they are saddlebacking each other. I also heard that they participate in the convergence practice after they finish."

by RockaRolla20 May 27, 2009

62πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


saddlebacking

To protect ones carnal treasure, the sacred vagina. But rather to engage in sexual activity through the anus and mouth/

Mandy was a christian, so she and tom were saddlebacking the crap out of her, literally

by ps8110bill April 24, 2009

44πŸ‘ 67πŸ‘Ž


Saddlebacking

Tto have protected (with a condom) anal sex.

As barebacking is to have unprotected anal sex, saddlebacking is to wear a condom during anal sex.

by SPENGLER2 January 22, 2009

34πŸ‘ 374πŸ‘Ž


Saddleback Santorum

The fresh mix of lube, blood and fecal matter that is the by-product of nubile Christians engaging in unprotected anal sex to preserve their virginity.

Ward, I found warm Saddleback Santorum all over Wally's bible.

by woogy98407 January 30, 2009

46πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Saddleback

When you and your partner are having sex, one partner gets into doggy style receiving position while the other partner gets on top of the other partner as a person might mount a horse. They then continue to defecate upon their partner's back and slide the feces around all over the partner's back. The slop upon their back and the other partner's genital area resembles a saddle.

Katie: I was having sex with Joe last night, and went into doggy position when suddenly he got on top of me and pulled a dirty saddleback!

Sally: Oh my gawd! I wish Stan would do that. So hot!!

by dirtysaddlebacker March 11, 2011

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž